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Beltane (Pronounced “B’yal-t’n”) is an ancient celebration of fertility. Fertility celebrations have their origins in Ancient Mesopotamia. Orgies took place along with feasting to encourage the fertility of food animals and the abundance of crops for the coming year. Beltane is directly opposite Samhain (Halloween) on the Satanic Calendar as Samhain is the time of reaping. Beltane is also the celebration of the return of the Sun, the planting of crops, and the rebirth of spring.

In Ancient Mesopotamia, this fertility rite was known as “Zagmuku,” Zagmuku was celebrated at the first New Moon after the spring equinox. The Ancients also celebrated the harvest, directly opposite Zagmuku, which was the original Samhain.

Because the holiday focused on rebirth, the original creation epic known the Enuma Elish, was recited on the fourth day of the festival which lasted 12 days. Originally, the celebration was in honor of the Sumerian God, Enlil (Baal) and this is where the name “Beltane” originates. In Mesopotamia, the New Year’s Festival also served to reaffirm the bond between the community and the Gods, the community was represented by the king in temple ritual, for the king was the one responsible for the continual tending of earthly harmony and was held accountable to the Gods. The king joined with the high priestess in the Inner Sanctum of the ziggurat, and both performed ritual sex.

The Satanic year is based upon the natural cycle. The eight major Sabbats are the equinoxes and solstices of the Sun’s year (666), and the 4 cross quarter days that come between them. The four equinoxes and solstices are based upon the motion of the Sun. The equinoxes are at the center of the Sun’s movement and the solstices are the endpoints of the movement. These four solar points are cosmic events based upon the movements of the earth and Sun, symbolizing the interaction of light and darkness. “This date has long been considered a ‘power point’ of the Zodiac, and is symbolized by the Bull, one of the ‘tetramorph’ figures featured on the Tarot cards, the World and the Wheel of Fortune. (The other three symbols are the Lion, the Eagle, and the Spirit.)” ¹

These are also seen in the Egyptian Sphinx. “Astrologers know these four figures as the symbols of the four ‘fixed’ signs of the Zodiac (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, and Aquarius), and these naturally align with the four Great Sabbats of Witchcraft.” ²

Beltane is midpoint between the vernal equinox and summer solstice. Due to the alignment of the earth at this important time, telepathic communication with the Gods and spirit world is very open. This is an excellent time to communicate with Demons

Beltane begins at sundown on the evening of, April 30. This custom originates with the Celts who always figured their days from sundown to sundown. Sundown was the time when Druid priests lit the Baal-fires on the tops of hills.

Beltane fires symbolized the spark of life and fertility. Traditionally, the Beltane fires were composed of wood taken from nine different types of trees and kindled on a specially prepared sacred grid. The grid was created by outlining a square on the ground and dividing it into eight smaller squares. Turf from the eight outer squares was dug out and removed, leaving the ninth square in the center intact. “The Beltane fire symbolized the central hearth of the community. ‘These local sacred hearths represented the mystic divine fire at the center of all things, whose spark of life is carried by each of us.” ³

The Eve of Beltane has traditionally been celebrated in the nude with orgiastic sex. Couples would pair off, jump through the flames of the bonfires, and go into the woods until dawn, engaging in all night sex after intense feasting. Wearing clothing or ritual robes was much too dangerous when jumping through the flames. Frequently, cattle were driven between two such bon-fires (Oak wood was the favorite fuel for them). The following morning they were taken to their summer pastures.

Celebrants danced nude around the maypole. The Maypole is derived from the Egyptian obelisk and represents the erect phallus (penis). It is traditionally constructed from wood of the birch tree, the tree of purification.

“In the words of Witchcraft writers Janet and Stewart Farrar, the Beltane celebration was principally a time of ‘…unashamed human sexuality and fertility.’ Such associations include the obvious phallic symbolism of the Maypole and riding the hobby horse. Even a seemingly innocent children’s nursery rhyme, ‘Ride a cock horse to Banburry Cross…’ retains such memories. And the next line ‘…to see a fine Lady on a white horse’ is a reference to the annual ride of ‘Lady Godiva’ though Coventry. Every year for nearly three centuries, a sky-clad (nude) village maiden (elected Queen of the May) enacted this Pagan rite, until the Puritans put an end to the custom.” 4

Other May Day customs include walking the boundaries of one’s property, repairing fences, and boundary markers, performing chimney sweeps, participating in archery tournaments, dancing, feasting, music, drinking, and indulgence.

In Ancient Egypt, the spring fertility festival, celebrated during the season of Het-Her, was known as “The Festival of the Joyous Union.” The energy of the earth sign of Taurus represents fertility and the commencement of the growing season; the union of the sun and the moon symbolized the fusion of the male (solar) with the female (lunar); the new moon. The Ancient Egyptians celebrated this holiday with art, music, dance, performance and sexual intercourse.

Joy of Satan Ministries is working to rid Satanism of all the Judeo/Xian vermin that has infested it for centuries. Another name for the April 30th celebrations is The Feast of Valbörg.” We refuse to call this night “Walpurgisnight.” "Walpurgis" is the name of an xian saint.

Years ago, large Sabbats were held on the Summit of the Brocken in the Harz Mountains of Germany. A Black Mass, feasting and orgies lasted until dawn, with dancing around a huge bonfire, and intense celebrating.

The Feast of Valbörg is the celebration of fertility that has its origins with the Vikings. The festival spread throughout Europe. At this time, the veil between the Earth and the astral/spirit worlds is said to be very thin. What is done on this night, especially at midnight (April 30 - May 1st) has special significance. All rituals, magick, spirit communications and related are much more powerful on this sacred night.


¹ The Eight Sabbats of Witchcraft by Mike Nichols

² Ibid.

³ The Pagan Book of Days by Nigel Pennick

4The Eight Sabbats of Witchcraft by Mike Nichols

The Religion Of Babylonia and Assyria by Morris Jastrow, Jr., PH.D., 1898

© Copyright 2005, Joy of Satan Ministries;
Library of Congress Number: 12-16457


Satan & Lilth need energy ASAP

Satan and Lilith wanted me to post this, as it is very important. Energy is
needed for a very important purpose. This is not time sensitive, but the
sooner the better to do this. Just raise your energies and then ask for
Lilith to take them. This can even be done more than once, but always
remember, never drain yourself, do NOT give any energy if you are even
mildly ill or overly tired. Covens are strongly encouraged to perform an
energy raising working to offer to the Powers of Hell.

The energies needed are so-called “white magick” in the way of being
positive, protective energies. If you are new, you can also do this. Before
your working [this does not have to be formal in any way- no ceremony is
needed unless you choose to do this], just focus on Satan and Lilith and
they will respond.

For those who are new and/or unfamiliar with this kind of working, doing
physical yoga, reciting mantras, breathing exercises to raise your energies,
absorbing light energy and also the Sun…there are many different ways to
achieve the energy buzz. Once you have the heightened energy, call upon
Lilith to take the energy.

High Priestess Maxine Dietrich
Others method Include:

1. Raising energy via Runic Vibrations, for as many times as you like. Concentrate the energy inside a very bright whitegold ball, then call in Satan or Lilith to take the energy.

Mantras that can be used are: Aum Suryae, Raum, Rauda [Raidho Rune], Sol, Algiz.

2. Orgasmic energy, whitegold. Same as above in colors and intention.

3. Simply drawing the energy from the Sun and concentrating this into a ball.

4. Drawing some energy from yourself [Call the Gods and they know how much to take as to not leave you drained and it can be enough.

6. Or combining the methods, which one feels good to do in a day.

This can be done as part of your meditation program. Bear in mind these energies will protect you aswell if needed, as the Gods direct this energy where it should be directed.  By protecting the cause you protect yourselves.

-High Priest Hooded Cobra 666


so I’m watching this show called Badass Animals and I just found out koalas are fucking disgusting pieces of shit! the babies snuggle their moms butt hole till she shits diarrhea AND EAT IT, 80%+ have the fucking std chlamydia , and they piss all over themselves OH MY GOD BARF







Alright, after some very tiresome and tedious work, the shop is now open:

There are a lot of choices to choose from and I hope there is something for everyone’s individual Satanical style! Go check it out and get yourself something!

Also, I would like to mention that price may vary depending on some obvious reasons such as what material the product is made out of, what style of shirt/jumper it is, how much resource was used (more design to print such as a front and back = more resource).

If you find that I missed something, or something is wrong, please let me know! Also, if you order a product and receive it with a malfunction in the design, please return it for a refund and let me know about it ASAP so I may fix it immediately! (I am not saying this will happen, simply just in case).

Please use the drop down box under the ‘Shop’ tab to navigate between Men’s and Women’s.

Thank you all again! All of your guys’ support has really motivated me to go through with this, and I plan to continue on with the shop and add more designs for as long as interest is still shown towards the shop and designs.

I’m posting the designs here once more for easy reference, please help get the word out by spreading this post around, or show your friend, or your family, or maybe even your cat!



These are fantastic! I just have to decide if I want a pink or a black shirt, now…

I would get in so much trouble for wearing this to school.

Perhaps. Even with the ‘Not A Monster’ campaign shirts, some would find these to be ‘terrible’ because of dominating opinions of Christianity that most seem to have.



2014 Equinox Ritual

The following ritual is of extreme importance to Satan and our Gods. It should be done right after the Sun enters 0 degrees of Aries, which begins the Spring Equinox. The purpose of this ritual is to reverse curses in the bible. The bible is not a work of any “God” or divine entity, it is a man-made hoax. This also includes the biblical codes, of which I will go into detail in explaining in an article forthcoming. I will do my best to be online frequently until the time of the ritual to answer any questions related to the ritual, pronunciation and such, as will our High Priests.

The words below are to be vibrated. By vibrating these words, this will lift a powerful curse. The more people we have who will be doing this ritual, the better, as there is both strength and power in numbers. This ritual is a beginning of a series of rituals of which we will be doing similar each month or in some cases, twice a month in harmony with planetary energies. This ritual is not a curse, it is reversing a curse, of which does not in any way conflict with the retrograde Mars at this time. We are removing the weapons from the enemy’s hands.

Many of the words below are guttural. This means many syllables are vibrated in the back of the throat. Just do the best that you can. Practice the words [I have included an mp3 of the words for you all to download], as much as you can before performing the ritual.

March 20, 2014, 16:57 begins the Spring Equinox. 16:57 is Greenwich Time, also known as Universal Time. To find your local time, you can visit this website:  


Vibrate RAUM

  • RRR into your base chakra [be sure to roll the R’s]
  • AHH into your sacral chakra
  • UUU into your solar plexus chakra
  • MMM into your heart chakra

    Now, vibrate RRR into your heart chakra [be sure to roll the R’s]

  • AAAH into your throat chakra
  • UUU into your 6th chakra
  • MMM into your crown chakra.

The above is one round. Do several rounds. It is best to do 13 rounds, or a multiple of 13.

Following the completion of the above, vibrate I-O. I is the symbol for the masculine side of the soul [representing the penis] and O is the symbol for the feminine side of the soul [representing the vagina]. This is especially seen in the Sigils of our Gods. This is also taken from the Greek legend of IO, Princess of Argos, which is an allegory. Argos is of Agares.

Vibrate EEEE focusing on the right side of your body and immediately follow by vibrating OOOOH focusing on the left side of your body [going back and forth], 40 times.

For example, vibrate EEEE focusing on the right side of your body [torso], then immediately vibrate OOOH focusing on the left side of your body. That is one round. Then, immediately vibrate EEEE on the right, then immediately vibrate OOOH on the left. That is the second round. Do 40 rounds of vibrating I then O using a Satanic rosary. A Satanic rosary is used so one is not distracted when vibrating high numbers of repetitions, by trying to keep count.

The I vibration, pronounced as EEE, is pronounced as the long American English E, as in the American English words SEE, TEA, and ME.

The OOOH vibration is the American English long O, such as in the words HOLD, and NO.

Following the completion of the above, vibrate E-A. Vibrate E, pronounced AY, as in the American English words MAY, SAY, DAY; focusing on the front of your body, and then AHHHH, focusing on your entire spine.

For example, vibrate AAAAYYYYY, focusing on the front of your body- just your torso, then immediately vibrate AAAH focusing on your entire spine. That is one round. Then, immediately vibrate AAYYY on focusing on the front of your body, then immediately vibrate AAAH focusing on your entire spine. That is the second round. Do 40 rounds of vibrating E then A using a Satanic rosary.

This meditation empowers the entire soul. The heart chakra is a connector and energy vibrated into it from below will then connect to and transfer into the upper chakras in the second part of the meditation. Just be aware, this is exceptionally powerful and you will definitely feel it the very first time.

This is a powerful meditation to use both before a formal ritual or any informal working.



INVOCATION TO SATAN: In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi. In the Name of Satan, Ruler of the Earth, True God, Almighty, and Ineffable, Who hast created man to reflect in Thine own image and likeness, I invite the Forces of Hell to bestow their great power upon me. Come forth to greet me as your Brother/Sister and friend.

Deliver me O Mighty Satan from all past error and delusion, fill me with truth, wisdom and understanding, keep me strong in my faith and service, that I may abide always in Thee with Praise, Honor and Glory be given Thee forever and ever.

Vibrate the following paragraph of words 9 times:


In closing, state with conviction 9 times:

Vibrate AUM
The serpent is free, the serpent is exalted, the serpent is forever!
Vibrate AUM


End of Ritual

Key to pronouncing the words correctly:

  • AH as in the American English word father
  • AI as in the American English words name and came
  • EE as in the American English words seek and week
  • EH as in the American English words pet, set, and let
  • KH is guttural and the sound is made in the back of the throat
  • OH as in the American English words oh and go
  • OO as in the American English words sooth and tooth
  • R’s should be rolled.
  • TS as in the American English words hats and pizza.
  • UH as in the American English word cut and tub.

AHL – this word should be vibrated in the back of the throat

AHTYH-EES-AHH – the AHH at the end should be vibrated in the back of the throat






Princess Monoke + pastels


“In 1975 Playboy Press published nude photographs of 10-year-old Brooke Shields. The photographer, who took them with parental consent, described his subject as ‘the first prepubescent sex symbol in the world’ and prints of his portraits soon became highly sought after and very expensive.”


Ian O’Donnell & Claire Milner Child Pornography: Crime, Computers & Society 


(via femignome)

And when Brooke Shields turned 17 she sued the photographer(Garry Gross) to prevent him from circulating the pics again and FUCKING LOST. If you feel like burning shit down you are not alone.

(via grrlyman)


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